Carly Syndrome

The willingness to do fuck all, no aspiration to work and rely solely on others.

Wow what a day, I’ve done fuck all and yet I’m so tired…I must have ‘Carly Syndrome’

by SluzzCentral October 12, 2025

Alligator Syndrome

A syndrome that affects the liver caused from eating too much donkey meat.

Phil Lesh contracted alligator syndrome after eating too much donkey meat.

by Thomas the syndromeist September 17, 2022

Microaxilla Syndrome

Small Armpit Syndrome.

I have this prescription for deodorant that is medically designed to be small for people diagnosed with Microaxilla Syndrome.

by Mr. Crusher April 7, 2019

Ass-Lice Syndrome

A thing where lice accidentally gets inside your asshole and there is no way to get them out.

Ex: My friend asked if i wanted to go to the pool today, I said no because I had Ass-Lice Syndrome.

by asslice December 15, 2019

bonaparte syndrome

Fictitious medical condition popularized in a series of erotic novels. Female sufferers of the Bonaparte Syndrome require vigorous sexual intercourse or can die from a condition resembling congestive heart failure. Named after famous nymphomaniac Pauline Bonaparte, sister of Napoleon Bonaparte.

Ashley needs to fuck or she's literally going to die. She's got Bonaparte Syndrome.

by Graaag April 7, 2014

Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters

With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.

by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024

Beat The Bus Syndrome

A person, when driving, who has the incentive to always be in front of the bus by any means necessary.
This being:
• Overtaking dangerously
• Driving Recklessly
• Dangerous use of speed

*Bus driver gets cut up by a car when pulling off a roundabout*
“What an idiot! Looks like he has a bad case of Beat The Bus Syndrome”

by BusDriverJordan September 17, 2021