Ball's lost

When something goes exactly as planned.

Everything pans out, with benefits.

A serious backhand in table tennis, at least 2900 level, not even giving much effort.

A kike who can use his backhand for table tennis and forging signatures for fraud insurance.

A jewish dentist who rips people off.

A scamming jew with an amazing backhand in table tennis.

"Petteeerrrr looook, I'm not even tryyinnngggg"... "The ball's lost!" Gary Osmanoff yells as he beats Adam Hugh 11-4 the first game.

"If you give the ball to my backhand...... THE BALL IS LOST."

by Gary Osmanoff November 2, 2011

Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.

Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks

by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021

One strike ball game

Sexual intercourse where there are no second rounds.

Girl 1: I'm sooo pissed!
Girl 2: Why would that be?
Girl 1: He pulled a one strike ball game on me last night!

Girl 2: Yeah, they tend to do that.

by catseye099 June 17, 2015

Horn Ball

hotty mchotterson

Me: woah shes such a horn ball!

by jahsbsjoakwhwueu November 16, 2020

ball tingler

A sensation you get in your meat sack when you are in a strange situation but find it arousing

Eric: I feel slightly aroused by that old lady lathering herself up with butter.
Drake:Dang thats a real ball tingler.

by drak1126 June 8, 2016

Bayou Balls

The not so distant cousin of "Swamp Ass," Bayou Balls refers to swamp ass that is concentrated in the testicular region, and typically only occurs during the summer months in the south. Side effects may include a cajun spice or vinegary scent coming from below the belt, rash on thighs next to balls, smelly balls, shortness of temper, shortness of breath, and in some rare cases, death of spouse if their face gets too close.

Man, its hotta than a mothafucka outside, done took less than 10 minutes and I have full blown Bayou Balls.

by NastyNate1969 April 7, 2021

car balls

Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.

I just drove non-stop for 6 hours. I need a shower to get rid of these car balls.

by icrazylegs June 29, 2018