Carter Mackey

Carter Mackey is a very good kitten that meows for his master, he also gets pegged under the bleachers at school, he is the creator of the reverse chicken, he gets daily rimjobs from his whole family and he gives them back, he may say I love you baby to you if you get close with him, when he rides his mini bike he sits on the dildo seat and has dildo grips on his bikes, he lives moaning and screaming faster daddy while riding his hog, also he drinks water out of condoms because he can’t afford a bottle, he has crabs btw so if you don’t wanna get itchy go away , might be a Jew maid femboy

Carter Mackey is a good boy

by Sjnansoww December 8, 2025

North Macedonian Orange Juice

Making North Macedonian Orange Juice is when you inject your piss into a dead person's bladder, then squeeze it out of their rotting genitals, pouring it into a canister for later use.

"holy shit dude, you just drank my North Macedonian Orange Juice!"

by Coonmaster21 December 8, 2025

Brigitte Macron

OK. So let's say Candace Owens is right. Let's say she IS a man... Now what? What happens then? Because is MY thing is true, the obvious extension and logical conclusion is that we need to create a mechanism to distinguish the people who actually have schizophrenia from the people who actually do not and then we need to create an avenue for legal recourse for the people who are just being communally harassed (because harassment in the workplace is not allowed). Then you would need a mechanism by which to identify it happening in schools and in workplaces and an incentive structure for reporting and a punishment for participating or instigating or propagating. AND THEN... Your kids, friends, and siblings get murdered less. There is less of an incentive to murder you. You DON'T get stabbed to death in the night by your own kids because their mental health isn't being sandpapered away by the people around them. But even of Candy O is right... What actually happens there? Nothing. It's an investigation that affects no one and does nothing.

Hym "Ok. So, let's say that Brigitte Macron IS a man. You're right. She's a man. Now what?"

Candy O "Well that means the French president is GAY!"

Hym "He's... He's FRENCH."

Candy O "But if he's a man and she's a man... That's GAY!"

Hym "Again... Even if she was a woman, there is nothing more GAY than heterosexual sex between a French man and... You know, literally anyone."

Candy O "But she's pretending to be a woman but she's a man!"

Hym "I know! It's crazy! She's got a big fat cock but he's wearing a dress! Like, whaaaa?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2025

Steamy Maccona

Giving a rim job after the other person has taken a shit and not wiped.

"Dont wipe babe, come here and I will give you a steamy maccona"

by Dirty Bird Duecher December 23, 2025

Dirty machinations

Dirty machination

Dude was just chilling in the waiting room when the nurse walked in, the way her thick butt jiggled gave him dirty machinations about all the different ways he’d like to sneak her off to an empty exam room and fuck her senseless, maybe starting with her bent over the tray she kept having to move, ass up high as he slams in deep, or her legs wrapped around him on the table, screaming his name till they both collapse in a sweaty heap.”

by Turtleoower88 December 31, 2025

Pale Machine

a song made by bo en

I'm feeling good let's say

my emptiness has gone away

I just woke up today

eat my corny flakes for you

good morning, how's the weather dear?

my feelings are so clear

I just wanna be with you

doing what you do always

show me how to live

はんでおしたように

just a perfect life

まんまるまんまる

pleasure in every move we make

はんでおしたように

perfect every time

まんまるまんまる

まいかい

will you lead me straight to paradise?

will you feed me? everything is nice here

かんじがいっぱい
あめがふりたいでしょう

hold me, I'm a pale machine

life is just OK out here

anyone can see

I'm lonely, with my pale machine

eyes will run with tired tears

living like a dream

I'm born anew my fingers

push the buttons thoughts come through now

あかちゃんみたい
ママさまがいっぱいでしょう

by PinsNo1Fan January 4, 2026

Dirty Mackin

To call out, identify or shame men for tactics, strategy or the style of which a man is currently dealing with a woman in hopes of getting with the same woman in exchange for ill gotten information

Derrik Jaxn is a KNOWN dirty mackin mf…. He goes on social media making videos telling women what to expect from men when he was caught cheating on his wife with the same women he appeases online…… DIRTY MACKIN

by Ay88 January 9, 2026