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Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee
“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet
by MattBoiah December 3, 2020
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cock

someones penis and WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TYPING THIS?!
this guys cock is huge i like it.
by pokemon master but an idiot January 7, 2022
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kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.
- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.
by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022
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Finney cock

The smallest type of cock, often referred to as an “ invisi-Willy” (in-viz-ee-will-ee)
“I wanted to suck it, but he had an actual Finney cock!”

“Ewww, a micro penis makes those things look like a bbc”
by Peter Peterson January 8, 2021
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Curbside Cock Stomp

When you park the truck and open the door to your truck and fuck a girl in broad daylight while leaning against the vehicle.
I totally Curbside Cock stomped that hoe! She wanted it way to bad!
by PoonMasta69 April 7, 2015
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Cock Frogging

A swingers party game that requires 1 cock frog (slutty femme fatale) and 5 or more men, to be lined up laying on their backs with full mongrels while said cock frog bounces from shaft to shaft. Somewhat like the old fashioned game of leap frog.
I bet Gav will love to be a lily pad at tonight's cock frogging party.
Man: Doc, i think I've broken my dick
Doctor: Have you been cock frogging again Sir?
by robins hood March 5, 2021
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