Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.

God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.

by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025

SEX

some stupid shit with genitals and naked shit that makes babys
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed

1:i just had some good sexy sex

2:fucking die yourself

by immarriedtofnaf August 12, 2022

Sex

sex is something that i have a lot of and something that i enjoy so very much haha

based urine dictionary owner #1: i have lot's of sex
virgin cringe pilled urine dictionary owner #2: no you do not have sex

by urine dictionary March 1, 2022

Gypsie Sex Face

Its the face the guitarist from Cable Stealing Gypsies makes when he's playing a solo. It looks like he's having sex with his guitar

Tasha "it looks like the dude with the red guitar is about to orgasm?"

Abby "oh, that's just the gypsie sex face"

Tasha "its magical. It really takes me to another place. Maybe a rock 'n roll orgy at Keith Richards house or something"

by tamepanda November 22, 2011

Sex

For straight people
When a boy rams his dick into a girl
For lesbian people
When two girls slide their pussies on each other
For gay people
When a boy shoves a dick in another boy

Boy: Hey wanna have sex?
Girl: no I’m lesbian

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

cyber sex

cyber sex, internet sex, or role playing sex is when nerds who cant get laid , have sex with people on the internet, like chat websites, private rooms, direct messages, private social media messages. basically you just use words and type words to each other like what you would do if you was having sex in real life, and as many details as possible. this method not safe because a lot of homosexual nerds pretend to be girls just to get off , and they even made a show about it when i expose them called mtv catfish, and i got no proceeds or royalties just like everything else they stole from me,im the one who started advertisement business, and they make so much money off my idea, even i cant no more, and i ge tno royalties for it

i just lost my virginity to a girl online having cyber sex with her....i feel like a man now....

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022

teeth sex

when you have sex but only with your teeth. so like kiss but bite, oral but bite

oh shit im bleeding from all the hot teeth sex last night man

by tonkle July 16, 2021