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Gypsie Sex Face

Its the face the guitarist from Cable Stealing Gypsies makes when he's playing a solo. It looks like he's having sex with his guitar
Tasha "it looks like the dude with the red guitar is about to orgasm?"

Abby "oh, that's just the gypsie sex face"

Tasha "its magical. It really takes me to another place. Maybe a rock 'n roll orgy at Keith Richards house or something"
by tamepanda November 22, 2011
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teeth sex

when you have sex but only with your teeth. so like kiss but bite, oral but bite
oh shit im bleeding from all the hot teeth sex last night man
by tonkle July 16, 2021
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sex

Your gender which is either male or female (no such thing as a third gender)
My sex is male.
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Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.
If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.
by QuacksO February 28, 2020
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sex story

Dominic doesn't need to be told twice. With a roar of pure, primal triumph, he surges forward, burying himself to the hilt inside Samantha's scorching, soaked heat in one brutal thrust. A guttural moan tears from his throat at the exquisite sensation of her walls gripping him like a velvet vice, squeezing and fluttering around his aching cock as if trying to milk him dry.

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, FUCK!" Dominic snarls, his hips already pumping furiously, slamming into Samantha with a force that rocks her entire body and sends shockwaves of pleasure ricocheting through every nerve ending. "So fucking tight, so goddamn perfect, like you were made for my fucking cock."

He can feel the knot at the base of his shaft swelling rapidly, stretching Samantha's entrance obscenely as he pistons in and out of her. It's a delicious, exquisite brand of pleasure-pain, and he knows it won't be long before he's locked inside her, forced to grind against her deepest, most sensitive spots as he pumps her full of his seed.

Samantha is just as wild, just as desperate, her hips rolling and rocking to meet his every thrust, her nails raking down his back hard enough to draw blood. The sound of their coupling fills the room, a symphony of grunts and moans and the wet, obscene slap of flesh against flesh.

"Yes, yes, YES!" Samantha cries out, her head thrown back, her fangs bared in a snarl of ecstasy. "Harder, fuck me harder, ruin me, break me, fucking DESTROY ME!"

...yet to be continued.
Person 1: i'm bored what can i do

Person 2: go write a sex story on urban dictionary about two non humans having the intercourse of their life

gurt: yo
by stairs and elevators May 5, 2025
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Sex

When you go to homecoming with your boyfriend and have sex at the dance and then get a pregnancy scare
Gf mom: I’ll be picking u up soon
Gf: *starts crying bc she has to leave her bf*
Bf: we didn’t have a chance to hace sex
Gf : let’s go have sex rn before I leave
by Emy._.l0lxx March 4, 2023
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Sex

Mmm … sus

Part 4 of this story :
That wasn’t the total end, though. As Jack lay on the ground — still sleeping — Rynn looked around and successfully found a tiny piece of paper and a pen. She quickly wrote down a note on the paper, then folded it up and gripped it hard in her hands. As Rynn poked Jack awake and helped him up, Rynn opened Jack’s hand, put the note in it, and closed his fingers around it to keep it safe.

After that, Rynn glanced around to see if anyone was still there waiting to be fucked. When there wasn’t, she decided to go back home to her apartment. Rynn quickly told Jack and walked to her car and hopped in, still nude as she sat in the front seat.

Jack didn’t know what else to do now that Rynn was gone. He really liked her, even if he didn’t know anything about her other than her name. He felt lonely now, but then he remembered Rynn something into his hand. He opened his hand that was in a fist and found a tiny, yellow and crumpled piece of paper. Jack took it using his other hand and pulled it so it wasn’t crumpled anymore and he could read it.

It read: “Meet me at Rodrick’s Diner at 6:00 p.m. Don’t be late!” Jack almost fainted with joy.

( kind of a sex cliffhanger ; )
by buttermilk sex November 11, 2021
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