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UNO I LOVE YOU

by CassyBoi September 24, 2021
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Love

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Jamison. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his immaculate body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Jamison. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
by DMC41 September 26, 2021
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Love

Fuck love ! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “LOVE” ! YOUR JUST BORED HUMANS WAKE UP! HEHEHHEH
by Am gay hehehheheheh September 28, 2021
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love the sound of

An idiomatic expression that means you like, appreciate or are interested in something someone said. Another way of saying it is with the verb "like".
- Pack your bags because tomorrow we're going to France.
- I love the sound of that!
by some tired woman September 28, 2021
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National love day

Mike:Did u hear it National love day

Jake:yeah I’ma buy my girlfriend chocolate today and ice cream
by Mikados September 28, 2021
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love salad

5 to 20 fully clothed people on ecstasy, piled together in a back room of a house party.
I met the sweetest guy last night when we were next to each other in the Love Salad.
by DiamondSlug September 28, 2021
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Dick-love

A gay relationship between two people named Richard.

(Dick is a shorter version of the name Richard)
Richard: hey babe
Other Richard: hey *kisses Richard*
Joe: I guess you could say there's dick-love between y'all
by xxalex September 29, 2021
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