Sugar Plum Cock

So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.

Oh! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one Sugar Plum Cock.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

sucking cock

mine next?

sucking cock

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Alex’s Cock

Alex has a gigantic cock that all the boys want to have and some of the weird ones get on their knees for it but he don’t swing that way

Alex’s Cock is so unbelievably large

by ShowUsYaCunt March 8, 2023

Cock

a friend and a dick so yummy

wanna be my cock

sure bro lets be a cock together

by A cock to all March 9, 2023

Holbrook cock

When a foreskin has become completely rotten from years of not washing it

“Jesus Christ that smells like my dead nan, first sign of Holbrook cock”

by Tom100000 March 9, 2023

straight up cock

The cock is straight, hard as steel, and cuts you like a knife. Oh yeah, baby!

I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023