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Cock-band

Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.
Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019
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Cock BBQ

‘Hey pj .. how was your night ? ‘
Yeah mate it was good .. that bitch got some cock BBQ last night, it was grilling’
by Kendawgthestaunchdawg January 2, 2021
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shit fuck titty cock

An individual who shits when he fucks, loves titties and has a cock of any size.
by KingDoucheCanoe January 29, 2018
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arabian horse cock

A term used when spotting two Arabic males crawling on all four limbs for two plus years with multiple riders sitting on the satles upon their backs. The rider proceeds to grab the cock of the older Arabic horse and milk it until they finish their prayers at sunrise every month.
I saw two sand niggers doing some mad Arabian horse cock.
by Pack phat lips April 18, 2018
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cock

its a chicken...now i know what you where thinking you dirty little goblin you
my cock ran away after i didn't feed it
by corn_hub August 27, 2021
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Wigger cock

A White man with a small, or big White cock. Normally, used to sexually abuse, and rape people.
Those wiggers used their wigger cocks to sexually abuse, and rape Black people during slavery, and after slavery.
by DemonPeachxBlade January 21, 2025
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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019
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