OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd

Something a furry would sa

OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd… *Pull’s down you pawnts* OWO

by Α March 9, 2022

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years

When some says you cant do something cause your weak you say" Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years"

this pound of bricks is way to heavy for you bruh

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years

by skaterj666 October 5, 2010

all day i dream about sports

A slogan that helps you spell the brand Adidas.

How do you spell adadis (sp)?

Easy. Just remember all day I dream about sports.

by CB2 October 2, 2007

I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar

1.Last resort phrase used in an argument to try and gain ground when otherwise utterly defeated.

Made popular by Kirk Van Houten when trying to find something that Homer would envy during his new divorce.

Kirk VanHouten: I sleep in a racecar, Do you sleep in a racecar?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

I just got a new job and a new car...what's up with you?
I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar?

by Jackdrnkrno7 March 12, 2010

According to Sophocles, I gotta get outta here!!!

This phrase is used when you are caught up in your words, and aren't making any sense, and you need to get out as soon as possible, so you decide to turn to a famous playright to make yourself look educated and get out of the situation before it is too late!!!

"If you have a goat as a pet, it will eat everything!" "Well, DUH, that's why they call them goats!!!" OH god, according to Sophocles, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

by According to Sophocles... December 31, 2008

I b on da flo keepin it reel

When a "pimpin" black man finds himself, both on the floor and in reality.

ICEEP: YO WUDDUP G?
G: Nuttin, I to da C to da double E P, I b on da flo keepin it reel, say what?
ICEEP: YEEEAAAH!

by The Entropy November 3, 2008

N E M E S I S

Worst guild in world of warcraft, period.

Guy 1: I have to commit suicide, I'm sorry Mom.
Mom 1: Honey why?!
Guy 1: I got kicked out of N E M E S I S...
Mom 1: OMFG!! You suck!! GTFO!!

by Jadler September 14, 2007