Big Pants

A man whose balls are so small, that is impossible to fill his own underwear. Will most likely be married 20 years plus and the wife tells him what to do all the time he has no attitude to reply or the will to. Big pants may find satisfaction in things by hiding them and if someone finds out, they will put an ugly face but say no words. Big pants are however, intelligent and intuitive. The are aware of their lack of character and the struggles of real life for them outside their comfortable living arrangements.

Uncle Jonathan, aka BIG PANTS, has been playing with his model trains again, while his wife went out with her friends. He will cook something when she gets back and pretend was watching tv all time and compliment his wife.

by El gran luchador - The great f July 12, 2023

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not willing to share food

bruh she ate all those cookies she’s big

by bigdaddypizza July 15, 2023

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big fucks

something you say when you are very pleased. Similar to “bet” or “turn up”

Person 1: bro there’s gonna be hella za at the function.
Person 2: big fucks. sounds like a vibe!

by cumboicarti July 16, 2023

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Big Yak

When your girlfriend eats a Big Mac then starts giving you a blow job and pukes on Big Mac sauce all over your cock.

My girlfriend just gave me a big yak.

by PStew8 July 17, 2023

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go big or suck dick

Alternative use of the phrase "go big or go home"

Schould not be used in family friendly matters

Family Friendly: If you go on the treadmill, go big or go home. *falls off treadmill" i guess i'll go home then.

Alternative: If you go on the treadmill, go big or suck dick. *falls off treadmill" ...

by Alexandrum July 20, 2023

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