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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Allegedly this is a code phrase used to identify text scammers whose locations are compromised so that they have a chance to get out of their location before organized crime families, ICE or the FBI storm their location.
In Ohio, it was said that one text scammer, who asked for the wrong social security number by text, was found cut into small pieces with an exacto knife, the phrase "Hi Dave" carved into his forehead.
Another guy, in Florida, asked for a social security number and if the caller was 21 and was mailed to his hometown in New Mexico in 21 boxes.
Of course, to prevent panic, all references to Dave, saying HI to Dave, Dave saying hi, are under the strictest of media blackouts. None of the Say Hi to Dave murders are known about outside of a few people dumb enough to ask about it on social media.
Disinformation op or reality, all I know is I don't want to have anyone ask me about Dave. And if you're a scammer, and you see "Say hi to Dave," you should probably run. Ask yourself... is it safe not to run?
Or maybe its just something Dave started.
In Ohio, it was said that one text scammer, who asked for the wrong social security number by text, was found cut into small pieces with an exacto knife, the phrase "Hi Dave" carved into his forehead.
Another guy, in Florida, asked for a social security number and if the caller was 21 and was mailed to his hometown in New Mexico in 21 boxes.
Of course, to prevent panic, all references to Dave, saying HI to Dave, Dave saying hi, are under the strictest of media blackouts. None of the Say Hi to Dave murders are known about outside of a few people dumb enough to ask about it on social media.
Disinformation op or reality, all I know is I don't want to have anyone ask me about Dave. And if you're a scammer, and you see "Say hi to Dave," you should probably run. Ask yourself... is it safe not to run?
Or maybe its just something Dave started.
Thanks, Miguel. I'll give you your social security number as soon as you tell me yours. Let's do this!
Miguel... get out. Lose my number. Run. Say Hi to Dave for me. Wear a clean shirt for YouTube. God bless you and good luck. Be safe. Staying put is not *safe.*
Who was your last target? No, no, dont tell me, I don't want to risk it. Just say hi to Dave. Don't take time to google it, just get out. Please get out. I dont want to testify again. just go. please go.
Miguel... get out. Lose my number. Run. Say Hi to Dave for me. Wear a clean shirt for YouTube. God bless you and good luck. Be safe. Staying put is not *safe.*
Who was your last target? No, no, dont tell me, I don't want to risk it. Just say hi to Dave. Don't take time to google it, just get out. Please get out. I dont want to testify again. just go. please go.
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