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Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party
I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.
by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025
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Frannie Ball

A weird old lady who always wears paisly pants.
Ew, that old lady is wearing paisly pants! She is such a Frannie Ball.
by Boo(= its alyssa!!! March 29, 2009
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Snot ball

when someone takes a huge snot rip off a r!g
i know it’s your first time hitting this but i won’t give you a snot ball of a hit…
by ChromeTipDip December 19, 2021
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Vagina balls

VAGINA BALLS AREETHANS BALLS THEY GET EATEN BY HIS DINOSAUR UNDERWEAR HAHAHA
"ETHAN YOURE VAGINA BALLS LOOK JUICY AS FUCK LEMME LICK DEM"
by ishootniggasforfun March 6, 2022
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Ball weld

When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.
Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?

John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
by Pseudonaut July 25, 2013
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Cocksuckers Ball

The forever condition exemplified by a collective of impotent individuals for the ankle-grabbing status quo in deference to a clearly superior concept, ideology or perspective.
The hospital isn’t REALLY insolvent. The 1.3 M/yr interim CEO has assured me of continued operations; the Federal Chapter 11 filing for auction of assets is fake news.

Oh, here’s an invitation to the Cocksuckers Ball, should we attend?
by YAWA August 2, 2025
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