Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

cock-roach

an ugly female who is usually seen begging for men and their 4 inch dicks
see what i did there :troll:

witch: "sup daddy, pp pls"
chad: "shut the fuck up cock-roach"

by kekyooin March 26, 2022

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

cocking

replacement word for fucking.

Maggie: Have you seen what Jacob posted on his story?? He was having sex with a silicone sex doll!!!
Sunny: What in the cocking hell??????

by kissy touchy weewee April 18, 2022

cock swobler

A cock swobler is basically another way of calling someone a idiot.
This can be used in a derogatory way or a loving way.

Example #1: leave me alone you cock swobler. (derogatory)
Example #2: if you're tired of me, take a nap. You ain't leaving me you cock swobler. (loving)

by Chodep December 30, 2022

Cock Flock

Gay orgy with 5 or more people

Hey Kyle, Mason and Jordan are trying to set up a Cock Flock this weekend you want in?

by TheDankMemeLord April 7, 2015

cock helmet

a shroud made of very soft pliable material much like a helmet, protecting the penis from becoming desensitized, altering the sensation of erotic pleasure.

i really like head so much more now since i have started to wear my new cock helmet thru the day.

by Scott and Montana March 9, 2009