i love you, you love me.

*kid singing children songs*
me: “dude are you like 5?”
kid: “yeah, five inches deep in your mom

suck my dick you stoopit bitch -samara (i love you, you love me.)

by samara paisley May 9, 2020

I Plain, Just, Don't CARE About Them!!!

The term you use when people are trying to make you be friends agian with two or more people, after you decided to never be their friend agian. You can use the term, but no one listens to you and keeps on saying how you should go back to being their friends, even though you hate your old friends and your starting to get pisses off at the people that are trying to reunite you with your old friends that you don't want to be around and you just plain don't care about.

Person A: Come on Person B! You know that you and Person C & D are best friends forever!

Person B: Oh my God! Listen to me! I plain, just, don't CARE about them!!! I don't WANT to be their friend! Don't you get that!?!

Person A: Yes. But uh...come on! I want to be the one to reunite the three of you!

by They Are Dead To Me June 24, 2005

Shut up before i crank 90s on you

It mean that you js really want to fuck the shit out of someone no cap cuh

shut up before i crank 90s on you in my room

by hoe 2426 September 12, 2021

Rad please stop screenshotting everything i define

please dont

Rad please stop screenshotting everything i define

by consume the cat October 22, 2020

OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd

Something a furry would sa

OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd… *Pull’s down you pawnts* OWO

by Α March 9, 2022

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years

When some says you cant do something cause your weak you say" Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years"

this pound of bricks is way to heavy for you bruh

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years

by skaterj666 October 5, 2010

all day i dream about sports

A slogan that helps you spell the brand Adidas.

How do you spell adadis (sp)?

Easy. Just remember all day I dream about sports.

by CB2 October 2, 2007