turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Sex

Something that’s your never having you lonely shit now go watch barbie

Bob: do you want to have sex?
Kate: no you lonely fuck

by Lexi.is.swag June 11, 2021

Sex milk

The creamy white liquid that doesn’t come from cows, but comes from anime vaginas, your dad, and weiners. It’s actually quite tasty, but I don’t think you’ll be able to bend that low.

Didn’t that Game grumps guy break his neck trying to enjoy a refreshing drink of his very own, organic, sex milk?

by Perverted Edgelord June 15, 2018

The Sex Lottery

The Sex Lottery is a phrase that describes the process of replying to online posts written by women who and seeking hookups. These types of posts can be found on websites such as reddit. Many men tend to reply to them. Usually, only a small handful of the men who reply are chosen by the women to hookup with, therefore the odds of meeting the women who make the posts are extremely low, hence why it is called the Sex Lottery.

“I messaged a girl who made a post about wanting to hookup, I entered the Sex Lottery”

by flowerlilypad October 20, 2022

Sex bathroom

A bathroom meant to arouse your partner, often with candles, nice soap, etc

I need a bath in the sex bathroom to freshen up, then we can fuck.

by Sexy Black Cat November 14, 2023

Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.

God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.

by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025

SEX

some stupid shit with genitals and naked shit that makes babys
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed

1:i just had some good sexy sex

2:fucking die yourself

by immarriedtofnaf August 12, 2022