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Money Cock

When a girl just pretends she wants your Cock but she really just wants your money
Timmy: that girl over there really seems like she wants your horn
Terry: Yea but she just wants that "Money Cock" she will ride it then ask you to go to the mall and buy her a gucci bag there are to many of them nowadays gonna pass
Timmy: Nice thanks for the advice maybe you could find one that will only want mc donald's after she rides ur horn
by TurboTerry April 7, 2022
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Texas Cock Gobble

The act of sucking a man almost to completion while at gun point. Once he is about to finish you bite his cock off as he blows your brains out
Did you see the news article about the guy who texas cock gobbled that ganster?
by Mac_and_T January 14, 2022
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cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
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cock gobbler

someone’s tight juicy vag that swallows ur cock whole, like gobbling sumn tasty.

it can also double as a mouth ;)
“bro she was a cock gobbler
“how do you like ur dick sucked?”
“oh, i like a cock gobbler.”
by lilysmommymilkerss August 2, 2022
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Huge cock

Person 1: "dude, my girlfriend has a huge cock"

Person 2: "I want a divorce"
by Strawbunnyhoney March 29, 2025
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Cock Holdster

An alternative name for someone's mouth. Usually vulgar, implying that one uses his/her gaping maw as a container to house someone's meat rod.
"Hey Pat, why don't you shut your cock holdster? Everyone is sick of hearing you talk."
by India Najones August 13, 2025
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Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.
Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block
by Hellawo December 13, 2017
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