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stories horny af ppl read. bitch- i bet ur like 11 or 25 with no life. go touch some fucking grass
'i love me some sex story'
'bitch js get a prostitute'
by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024
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sex story

hi. ive seen you've scrolled this far getting ur slutty ass wet and drooling over sex stories.
STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.
'i love me a sex story'
'nahh, if ur that horny get a prostitute'
by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024
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The Ritual of Sex

An unreleased 2002 comedy film featuring Alan Walker's manager Gunnar Greve getting fucked in multiple positions by host Else Kass Furuseth with clothes on during an interview
person 1: hey have you heard of ritual?
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree
by gunnar greve fan club April 26, 2024
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Hardcore sex

Having sex with 3 or more people that all have MASSIVE milkers and a MASSIVE ass
Guy1- I had hardcore sex 8 times last night
Guy2- I wish i was you
by hehapepa April 26, 2024
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SEX

by yummyice April 26, 2024
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pookie sex

A a t between two pookies where they rub their tongues against each other.
Me and my pookie had pookie sex last night.
by Aceys_corner April 27, 2024
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