Stump Cock

A penis that is all girth and no length. Short and thick

Should of seen his stump cock, man it was nasty

by Nothingbutknob June 1, 2016

Cupcake Cock-Clown

A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.

Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.

by AttackOnCrack June 29, 2018

Cock

1. A male chicken A.K.A a rooster
2. A human males penis

“I heard Harry got a new cock!”
“I hope your talking about the chicken….”

by Strikevall December 4, 2022

Cock Shock

Sepsis caused by human wine decanting

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

cock trickster

Someone who played themselves.

Tom shot him self in the foot. What a cock trickster.

by Hiki Issa gay dude March 28, 2018

Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022

Cock Goblin

A homosexual who loves to chug the dick. Day to night gobbling cock down. A Cock Goblin.

A heard that guy is a serious Cock Goblin.

by Netsharpshooter October 10, 2016