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Georgia Cock

Georgia Cock refers to pussy, or vagina. So, a guy getting Georgia cock is having heterosexual sex with a woman.
Before I enlisted in the Army, vets told me that I'd get plenty of Georgia Cock while stationed in the Southern States.
by West Coast Urbanite February 24, 2024
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Spider-Cock

The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.

The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.

You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.
Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-
by Laglog December 2, 2024
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Canadian cock burp

when you pour maple syrup into your pussy and bounce on your lovers cock so fast it starts to build friction and he lets a loud cock fart.
"my girlfriend miranda poured syrup into her pussy and bounced so hard i had a canadian cock burp"
by Jay/ sinister munchkin on disc February 18, 2020
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Cock

That’s a huge cock
by Enardo December 24, 2023
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Cock-ass

A fool so ignorant of his own stupidity, he might as well believe a cock is an ass.
"Louie, you cock-ass! You forgot to buy peanut butter!"

The candidate had the look for president, but when he opened his mouth, he sgood there babbling like a cock-ass.
by JosephL. June 25, 2020
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Cock Stain

A mark left by the penis after sexual encounters
After I banged out this chick I slapped her face with my junk and left a cock stain.
My boy Fred Q. left a cock stain on this sluts forehead
by Chilidaddy September 5, 2021
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