sex police

the police of sex

its the sex police

by jimmy.S. May 13, 2022

Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.

Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.

by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023

Sex

your looking up sex stories to masterbate to you sick fuck
go ahead i do the same

Person 1: Do you watch porn?
Person 2: No i read sex stories on urbandictinary.com its way better
Person 1: S U C K S C O C K A G G R E S I V L E Y

by pussyslayerlol February 2, 2022

Egyptian Sex Pyramid

THE ULTIMATE SEX POSITION.

Three, Twenty, thirty-five, doesn't matter. With the Egyptian Sex Pyramid, you can have the greatest triangle orgy of all times.

by FAYGO_IZ_LIFE January 31, 2019

sex

sex

sex

by longshortisgae2 May 8, 2022

sex

sus

can i sus you

sex

by magmatiic January 21, 2022

Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex?

Why is everything on here related to sex is when u cum all over ur best gf's face & pussy whilst looking up random definitions on urban dictionary and finding out all of them relate to sex in some way, see also "the best nutjob ever"

guy 1: dude i Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex? 'd Chad's slut last night
guy 2: bro ur fuckin dead
guy 1: wdym-

by completelyoriginalhandle123456 December 6, 2023