Balls Deep Without Being Balls Deep

When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.

John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.

by Barb Laheyyyyy September 14, 2014

zip tied balls

it is the username/gamer tag of any pro gamer who doesn't feel the need to flaunt his superiority through "cool" tag or user. this person is an absolutely cracked player, and goated at chess. so not me.

bro #1: aye man i found this dude called zip tied balls on a game. he was cracked but wasn't toxic and congratulated the other team the only time we won.
bro#2: dam he seems like a chad.

by ZipTiedBalls April 18, 2024

balls

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

"i love balls"🤨🤨🤨🤨

by Overlord_5555 November 29, 2022

Marios Balls

marios balls smell of cheese pizza and pasta. they are extremely massive like a godzilas willy.

Wario: Hey Waluigi! Look At Marios Balls!
Waluigi: what the fuck wario. your a fucking pervert.

by CharlieBubbz April 30, 2022

one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.

girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!

by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Ball Powderer

(noun) Person or people who are overly sensitive to their inferiors or direct employees feelings and goes above and beyond to baby or provide as much help and cheerleading as humanly possible. Doing so much to help the person and baby them, they even go as far to apply powder on said persons balls. One who is an enabler of people who think they are doing the most difficult task in the world.

"Damn, Tom's such a ball Powderer, he would never tell someone to stop playing video games on the clock"

" Lineman coach is such a ball Powderer, he's not making them do sprints tonight"

by Yolosaurus July 9, 2019