token gay

a homosexual person who has never had a sexual experience with a person of the opposite sex
Yeah, I think Troye’s a token gay. He’s only slept with men.
by tomatofest March 27, 2024
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The "They're Gay" Dilemma

When a Straight Human is attracted to a gay human of the opposite gender.
Brad: I like her but she's gay
Kevin: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Gay" Dilemma
by Miner_man September 01, 2016
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The big gay

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It's what you have
You have The Big Gay
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the big gay

the big gay.

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person 1: i am the big gay
person 2: woah
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The big gay

A very severe medical condition. At the moment, it is said to be more dangerous than Ebola. Symptoms include: Homosexuality, attraction to dudes, getting boners from dudes, and most importantly, pissing rainbows. Famous celebrities diagnosed with, The Big Gay, are, James Charles, Ej Johnson, Caitlyn Jenner, and, suspectedly, Tyler Blevins, or, Ninja.
Doctor: “The results are in...”
Patient: “And...?”
Doctor: “I’m sorry, but you have, The Big Gay...”
Patient: “Hm, no wonder I’ve had a boner throughout this appointment.”
by Johnnysinslefttoe January 23, 2020
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