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The big gay

A very severe medical condition. At the moment, it is said to be more dangerous than Ebola. Symptoms include: Homosexuality, attraction to dudes, getting boners from dudes, and most importantly, pissing rainbows. Famous celebrities diagnosed with, The Big Gay, are, James Charles, Ej Johnson, Caitlyn Jenner, and, suspectedly, Tyler Blevins, or, Ninja.
Doctor: “The results are in...”
Patient: “And...?”
Doctor: “I’m sorry, but you have, The Big Gay...”
Patient: “Hm, no wonder I’ve had a boner throughout this appointment.”
The big gay by Johnnysinslefttoe January 22, 2020