Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
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Hym "Hey, I'm glad you brought that up Candy! I was just watching a couple of videos the other day. One called 'Why do people hate smart people?' (Or something along those lines) And one by Mr. Brain and I hit he talks about Arthur Schopenhauer's explanation for why people hate smart people. His claim is that smart people hold a mirror up to that shows people their own limitations. Get it Candy? So you are doing THAT... Right back at me. Except manually. What I do to you I do by virtue of simply existing. THAT is what the weaponized schizophrenia IS. That phenomenon pointed out by Arthur Schopenhauer IS the thing I'm talking about. YOUR RESPONSE... To Schopenhauer's cognitive self-threat... IS the thing you are doing to me. Active Avoidance. Devaluation. Hostile Aggression. All of the signs are there. Posthumous Vindication Syndrome is kicking in. Where you are actively waiting for me to die or be imprisoned. Aha! Holy shit! Good job Mr. Brain and other guy... (Hold on. I'll look it up....... APATHY. The Name of the channel is APATHY. That actually explains perfectly what is happening here. The passive aggressive behavior. You're just dumb. You want me to get my shit stolen so I have to be like the rest of you."
A fucking retard "You're not better than everybody!!"
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