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Cobbin my Knob

The act of using my erect penis like a corn cob
Me and the boys went out clubbing last night. I saw jesse’s mom on the dance floor. By the end of the night she enjoyed my butter after cobbin my knob!
by PeteyPaplo February 11, 2023
mugGet the Cobbin my Knobmug.

cading your knob

Spending endless hours designing non-matching 3D-printed replacement parts for household items while neglecting your family
looks like shit, tom. i already ordered the replacement. thanks for spending 10 hours cading your knob instead of raising your children
by jadell telly January 25, 2025
mugGet the cading your knobmug.

Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.
Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!
by Dominitus August 11, 2016
mugGet the Knob Showermug.

Polishing the knob

Whenever the woman proceeds to give head in the shower
Yo bro, what was all of that noise in the shower? Aww shee my b dawg, my girl was polishing the knob.
by Medidichi February 9, 2021
mugGet the Polishing the knobmug.

Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years
1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.
by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023
mugGet the Knob Globmug.

Corn on the Knob

A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.
Guy 1: Yeah man, I did a Corn on the Knob to Gary last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!
by Nuggette January 10, 2018
mugGet the Corn on the Knobmug.

knob broke

The point at which you have no money to party. You "turned up" so many days in a row that you're "Knob Broke".
Hey Gigi, you going to the club this weekend?

Can't, i've been out the last three nights and now i'm Knob Broke.
by Jboymc February 14, 2017
mugGet the knob brokemug.

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