Me and the boys went out clubbing last night. I saw jesse’s mom on the dance floor. By the end of the night she enjoyed my butter after cobbin my knob!
by PeteyPaplo February 11, 2023

Spending endless hours designing non-matching 3D-printed replacement parts for household items while neglecting your family
looks like shit, tom. i already ordered the replacement. thanks for spending 10 hours cading your knob instead of raising your children
by jadell telly January 25, 2025

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.
Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?
Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.
Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!
Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.
Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!
by Dominitus August 11, 2016

Yo bro, what was all of that noise in the shower? Aww shee my b dawg, my girl was polishing the knob.
by Medidichi February 9, 2021

1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.
by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023

A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.
by Nuggette January 10, 2018
