fucking the wheel

Eating milk and cookies, or any combination thereof. In doing so one is "fucking the wheel" in acknowledging that it is actually milk and cookies which together make man's greatest invention.

Person 1: "Hey bro, what'd you do for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "Not much, spent an hour fucking the wheel - right in front of my grandma."
Person 1: "Nice! You let her join in right?"

by Vinternet November 15, 2007

Wheeling Jesuit

n. A Jesuit institution of intellectual fortitude comprised of some of hottest bitches east of the Mississippi. A refuge for rowdiness that is unparalleled by any other college or institution. Mad congregations at The Alpha. Basically, Wheeling Jesuit University is founded upon the Jesuit tradition of academic excellence and service to others.

Cowboy: Where the fuck am I?
Scared freshman student: You drove through the fence at the back entrance, took out the security cart, and slayed some hot bitch in my top bunk last night. Do you even go to Wheeling Jesuit?

by Wild Jack May 12, 2009

Wheeler Dealer

A person who like to pole dance in their moving car whilst window shopping for thongs. Enjoys eating 20 McChickin nuggets and karate chopping several asses.

- Wow did you see that machine move?

- Yeah it was such a wheeler dealer!

by claireisaledgend May 26, 2009

Wheeler School

An elite independent prep school located on 216 Hope Street in Providence, Rhode Island. It was founded in 1889 by Mary Colman Wheeler, an American Impressionist artist and educator born in Concord, Massachusetts. Wheeler School is a nursery - grade 12 co-ed day school which boasts rigorous academics, exceptional arts, and noteworthy athletics.

The Wheeler School is one of the famous prep schools in Providence.

by Wheeler School September 9, 2007

the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded

example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead

by WR-#19 May 5, 2005

Wheeler

The small patch of facial hair found right under your lip.

Dawg you need to shave, your wheeler is driving me crazy.

by Desiree Sucar December 26, 2008

Wheeler Dealered

when you looking up Wheeler Dealer in university and your mac freezes. You can't get it fixed because you don't want to show you were looking up Wheeler Dealer but you don't want to loose you work your Wheeler Dealered

Sam's just got Wheeler Dealered

by ucaer November 16, 2011