sprog watch

(n) Maternity or paternity leave, watching the sprog (child).

Oliver: "I'd have to run it by Ian first."

Tracy: "Ian? Why? He'll be off on off sprog watch."
Dialogue from "The Archers" episode on BBC4 radio on 10 September 2019.

by TexasListener September 12, 2019

yo kai watch

highly underrated game. people just say it sucks because they have nothing else to do and/or they didn't give the game a proper chance. also better than pokemon

did you know that Jeff Swampy Marsh, the one who co created phineas and ferb with dan povenmire, voices and wrote the English theme song of yo kai watch? (actually true)

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

hannah has no shows to watch

this means that hannah has to watch rick and morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.

“i just heard that hannah has no shows to watch…”
“She probably is going to watch Rick and Morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.”

by bigcatman February 05, 2022

hannah has no shows to watch

this means that hannah has to watch rick and morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.

“i just heard that hannah has no shows to watch…”
“She probably is going to watch Rick and Morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.”

by bigcatman February 05, 2022

Pocket Watch

Inserting your penis into your anus.

That dude just gave himself a pocket watch! He stuffed his penis all the way inside his anus!

by Billlee February 25, 2022

restraint-watching

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.

"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."

by Peter Auteur December 08, 2018

Norwich wrist watch

The act of fisting a sibling when in the Norfolk County

They are too close a family. I heard they often partake in a Norwich wrist watch

by Big Mug Of Tea February 13, 2024