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winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
by tackonator May 29, 2012
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Watching the Chicken Run

Making out with the risk of getting caught; ever so carefully listening for even the slightest sound that may be another person that may walk in on the action, in order to keep make out sessions secret.
Guy1: Dude, i heard you went over to that really hot chick from chemistry class' house last night to watch a movie, how did it go?

Guy2: Yea we were lying next to each-other on the couch and she was looking foiiiine!, then one thing led to another and we had a full fledged make-out sesh, I didn;t get the full enjoyment I wanted from it though because her parents were coming home soon after we started so i had to keep Watching the Chicken Run
by Rubiks Juggler September 3, 2010
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Christie-watched

Knowing the entire plot and details of a show or a movie but only from hearing about it on social media and watching clips on tik tok
Have you seen that movie? Kinda. I Christie-watched it while doing homework.
by Asdfghkl_noah March 27, 2024
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Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.
Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.
by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022
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Hoe Watch

When you go somewhere just to look at the thiccest bitches.
I went to the mall yesterday to hoe watch and I saw some juicy ass but I didn't tap.
by LilFranny May 8, 2018
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Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.
Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?
by dolphinwatching June 17, 2021
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I'm gonna go watch some food

The point where you are so tired in the middle of night that you go tell your friends. I'm gonna go watch some food. Then you should realize what you said unless your really tired. (Credit to Anthony Calderon he said it first)
Hey brb I'm gonna go watch some food. Wait. What? (laughs)
by Mr. Willis June 3, 2016
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