Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Sometimes I don’t know if it is just my imagination.

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

Watch it buddy

An extremely common phrase used by civilian NPCs in the PlayStation game "Lego Marvel Super Heroes." The phrase refers to a situation where you've bumped into a civilian, and that civilian will say something random to portray distress.

Since the entire phrase is spoken so quickly, it is better to quote it without a comma to indicate the sheer comical NPC nature of the statement.

Me (Player): Transforms into Venom-Hulk and runs into a civilian.

Civilian: Watch it buddy!

by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023

Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.

Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?

by dolphinwatching June 17, 2021

What the fuck did I just watch?

If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"

example:

Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*

Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*

by fuckingweirdshit January 4, 2025

Watch that Bitch Breathe

This phrase is used when one finds themselves in a situation of intense irritation by another party. The feeling is so intense that even the mere breathing of the aforementioned third party is considered infuriating.

Tom says, "I can't believe that she got employed."
Mike replies, "I know, right. Can't believe it either. It's like the company wants to employ idiotic people. I CAN'T STAND HER!"
Tom replies back, " Watch that bitch breathe ... "

by Red Hot Psaila Pepper December 11, 2023

watch out boy, she'll chew you up

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

When in doubt.... watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)

I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!

by 4uffin July 4, 2023