Unicorn

A male with an erection

John is such a unicorn. He's always walking around with an erection.

by Alexx P May 1, 2014

Unicorn

A rainbow pooping horned horse with glitter teeth and glass hooves.

That unicorn is for reals.

by Pm77yall May 6, 2016

Unicorn Trap

A.K.A. The human vagina. Where unicorns in the wild are oft ap to getting their horns stuck, due to the congruence of friction and sweat.

"I got me wokstick stuck in a unicorn trap yesterday. Took me two hours to get out."

by Cheetahmonkey April 20, 2009

unicorn

much like a snowflake they think they are completely original and special even though their are just drones like the rest of us, i'm sorry your not special i'm not special and if think you original you should look around you're not a fucking unicorn

I just got screamed at for an hour by a unicorn for calling a it a girl when it was obviously non-binary, fucking unicorns.

by Lord the 5th July 8, 2017

like unicorns

"a lot". Similar to like woah, but moreso.

I'm tired like unicorns, I pulled two all-nighters in a row. Imma go to bed now, 'k?

by Deirdre Nightshade October 19, 2010

Purple Unicorn

Magical, rare, beautiful creature that squirts.

Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.

Purple unicorn Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Purple unicorn Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Purple unicorn is a Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.

by Purple_unicorn21 November 5, 2019

Unicorn

A unicorn is a extremely attractive man/woman who is dating someone who is way less than average looking. The term unicorn is used to describe it because, 1) it was some magical/mythical shit they got together. 2) there is no way it will ever happen again (once in a lifetime type thing) 3) the extremely less than average looking one will never do anything to lose his/her unicorn.

That's a unicorn

by Ms. MAS March 10, 2015