U-Turn

When a man (someone else can do it for you too) shoves your own dick up your ass hole.

Oh hey Jackson, do you wanna help me with this U-Turn?

I'm exploring my sexuality, so I'm going to U-Turn myself.

by rgmetro March 29, 2017

Turn down the temperature

KILL ALL THE POLITICIANS!!!! KILL EM ALL! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hym "We DO have to turn down the temperature... BY KILLING ALL OF THE POLITICIANS! ALL OF THEM IN ALL OF THE COUNTRIES! KILL EVERYONE!!"

by Hym Iam July 17, 2024

U-TURN

When a man sticks his penis into someone’s nostril and ejaculate causing the semen to shoot out the other nostril.

“Hey Jim, did you give Kyle a U-TURN last night”

by TickleMeElmo3569 August 4, 2020

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in a cornfield.

That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.

by Serge Ivanov December 4, 2023

Titty turn signals

When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.

I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.

by Pirate princess September 3, 2023

San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.

To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024