by BrotherGeorge February 28, 2016
Get the oil your drumstickmug. When you're banging a girl with a trachea hole and cum with your cock inside of the hole, causing your cum to go directly into her mouth. She then swallows your kids with your member still politely rested within her esophagus, resulting in the semen landing on your ding dong. You them pull your cum coated cock out from her trachea hole and into her gaping mouth. She then sucks off the goop on your peen and swallows it once again, this time with her stomach as the final resting place of your potential children.
"I fucking love morbidly obese bitches with medical problems so that I can give them a good ol' Bellevue Oil Change. Smokers aren't so great for an Oil Change though, it's kinda like rubbing sandpaper on your dick."
by Scrubl0rdXD June 17, 2023
Get the Bellevue Oil Changemug. A euphimism for jail.
Person A: I spent 4 months on an oil rig. It was hard to keep in touch with everyone.
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?
by wehrmacht_bitchesat May 27, 2018
Get the oil rigmug. by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
Get the oil toilmug. by Bad Hasty May 5, 2023
Get the slap oilmug. The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.
My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.
by Johnny Runescape October 27, 2022
Get the Seaman Oil Changemug. when a person has their legs over their head naked, usually on the floor and the one on top plunges his penis into the others anus.
by brownbag1349 June 5, 2016
Get the oil rigmug.