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25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013
mugGet the 25% fruit juicemug.

October 25

Person 1: hey wanna date?

Person 2: yeah it's October 25 so why not?
by Visco? October 25, 2019
mugGet the October 25mug.

October 25

October 25 is national kick a teacher day and you can not get in trouble for it
Student 1: hey guess what day it is!!!
Student 2:KICK A TEACHER DAY!!! Also October 25
by Dmenator dumbshit October 24, 2019
mugGet the October 25mug.

25%er

Someone who only reads about a quarter of your text and completely misses the point you are making. A text skimmer
His 25%er habits caused frequent miscommunications
by batgirl1965 August 10, 2017
mugGet the 25%ermug.

may 25

a boy that is handsome and nice
"my favourite month is may 25"
by ZAF1RAH May 5, 2021
mugGet the may 25mug.

Feburary 25

The day toxic narcissist cheaters were born! Slap everyone born on this day.
Men born on feburary 25 are so toxic
by dickriderrrr March 2, 2024
mugGet the Feburary 25mug.

%25

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by Vvv cc yfhdfvgkfrcyohcudu August 15, 2021
mugGet the %25mug.

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