60 Second Vacation

Falling asleep on public transportation.

“Sorry I’m late, I took a 60 second vacation and missed my stop.”

by Head Bed December 25, 2018

Japan second meaning

being on your period. When a girl says she's 'in japan' it means she has her period

"I am in Japan, On my period." (Japan second meaning)

by periodgurl July 10, 2019

Freedom's Per Second

Blasting taliban with a machine-gun

Gay Tony: Holy shit we're getting shot at by taliban
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.

by JoeShmoeBFuckinYourHoe November 9, 2019

Second hand clam

When a man unknowingly eats another mans creampie.

Also known as Eskimo twat shot.

I had Scott cum in me this morning and didn’t tell Dave while you sucked it out of me.

“Omg Becky , you second hand clam”

by Teddilinn November 9, 2019

triple-second cousin

Child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin or are the child of their parent’s sesqui-first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin.

My triple-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

quadruple-second cousin

Child of their mother’s double-first cousin with their father’s double-first cousin.

My quadruple-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

The Second Generation-Introverts

it's basically same as introverts but they tend to be active and considered about their comfort zone more, they start to fight for it

"people always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones. yet no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable" - said the second-generation introvert DittoTheShapeShifter

- you definitely need to be more active and talk more or else you will be that silent person forever (kind of crazy bitch and smile)
-how about you start to talk less and let me create a comfort zone for us (as u guess room is full of people 7 int and 3 ext)
- wow u sound like The Second Generation-Introverts (its too late)
- listen here you little shit..... (fight starts)

by Neblara December 22, 2019