A How much do you bench?
B 4o5, but I can't do it right now
A why?
B I have left shoulder pain
A So how much can you do right now?
B 225
B 4o5, but I can't do it right now
A why?
B I have left shoulder pain
A So how much can you do right now?
B 225
by niewiem666 December 5, 2022
a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.
by JAT October 10, 2004
Watching Your favorite team either blow a lead or be Eliminated from the playoffs in the most painful way possible (28-3, 3-1 Lead etc)
Alex: "Isn't he a Falcons fan"
Nico: "that blown 25 point lead was a level of playoff pain that no one thought possible"
Nico: "that blown 25 point lead was a level of playoff pain that no one thought possible"
by Dr FeelgoodMC89 December 22, 2020
This happens when you have testicular cancer or gets trolled so hard by a girl, hurts more when you know you're a guy.
by 🏱❒♏⬧♓♎♏■⧫ ☞◆■■⍓ ✞ October 15, 2022
when your rectum turns red like a red stone torch from minecraft and the poop dispenser releases your brown log with some blood or your ass hole feels like hooks law
guy: my rectum is red like a red stone torch
guy2: is your poop dispenser releasing brown logs
guy: yeah nigga and it has some blood
guy2: i had pain shit but it was like hooks law
guy2: is your poop dispenser releasing brown logs
guy: yeah nigga and it has some blood
guy2: i had pain shit but it was like hooks law
by i❤️gayshit May 18, 2022
by Its_a_jaggggg October 22, 2022