fanny eyed

It's the opposite to 'Cock Eyed' (when your eyes look together). Fanny Eyed is when your eyes look away from each other.

I jealous of people that can go cock eyed, I can only do fanny eyed.

by Stevie,itsagirlsnametoo June 18, 2018

Fanny Static

When your pubs stick out like an afro after a mad shag.

Man i was blasting the cheeks off this chick last night, when i pulled out i looked down to see some awsome fanny static!

by Adrena March 19, 2011

fanny brush

An instrument used for internal cleansing of the fanny

Pass me the fanny brush, its outta control down there

by MrMelonSkin February 8, 2017

Stiff-Fanny

A deli girl with a twisted mind.

Also has a stiff fanny for all the old daddies

Stiff-fanny That Steph girl really is a STIFFFANNY

by ??? Hi December 5, 2021

Fanny snot

A thick like mucus that is squirted with a magma of enthusiasm. Usually similar consistency and colour variations as snot from the nose.

It was meant to be a birthday present but, all Maddox got was Amy’s fanny snot

by Dirtyfry June 15, 2021

fluttery fanny

A fanny that flutters

Oooo, kc has a Fluttery fanny!

by Slag.comm February 22, 2017

Scotch fanny

1. A vagina or vagina owner who is angry but optimistic; a fanny half-full.

2. The peaty smell of a vagina the morning after a night of drinking whiskey.

Scrap was not surprised to wake up to a scotch fanny.

by Chotello January 12, 2019