Bath

Place water on yourself (in a non sexual way tho)

Friend 1 (Miles)

"My friend said they had a bath"
Friend 2 (Moth)

"I don't need to know about their sex life"

Friend 3 (Crimsonoob)
"Huh?"

by Prestigedidiot April 22, 2024

Bath

A city in southwest England famous for the amount of upward turned noses who live there. Rumoured to be the inspiration for that South Park episode where everyone buys a Prius and inhales their own farts. Extremely posh, if you ignore the several billion homeless people who presumably got evicted because they could no longer afford to pay Mayfair prices for a damp, smelly roomshare.

"Wanna go to Bath this weekend so we can pay £28 for a loaf of bread and some organic hummus?"

"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".

by Scrzabble October 16, 2020

Meat bath

Cleaning the vagina secretions off ones penis after sexual intercourse.

I fucked that bitch so good I had to take a meat bath to clean her cum off of my cock.

by Asystole___ July 26, 2020

Care-bear bath

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.

Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!

by Rioooo April 07, 2010

Wildebeast Bath

The tub after your first shave of the Spring season.

My son says that the bathtub looks like a Wilde Beast took a bath after I shave for the first time after Winter.

"It's Spring, time for my Wildebeast bath" hahahhhaaa

by Justycekaye45 July 23, 2021

Peen Bath

An oral experience on male genitals similar to a bath using one’s mouth; a blowjob

Wow, Amy sure gives one mean, clean peen bath.

by Donny Deals May 12, 2020

Salt Lake Salt Bath

When a male ejaculates and the amount of jizz can be compared to the amount of water in the Great Salt Lake in Utah.
Normally used when referring to a bukkake.

Hey baby you want to take a salt Lake salt bath?

by Koolpa April 05, 2018