Get the Redneck-Salamandermug. After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
by Assquatch May 5, 2022
Get the redneck bidetmug. The Redneck Code was created in 1883 by the redneck icon JS Williams the Third, who is best know for his late century drag performances.
Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:
1. Always wear a hat
2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails
3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product
4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.
5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.
6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.
7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.
8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.
9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.
10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.
11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.
The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:
1. Always wear a hat
2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails
3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product
4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.
5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.
6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.
7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.
8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.
9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.
10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.
11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.
The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
by jswilliams2024 April 19, 2022
Get the Redneck Codemug. Low class white southern people.
School is stupid to them.
Drinking is a sport.
Girls get pregnant young.
They do care about body image.
And no class.
They are rude.
School is stupid to them.
Drinking is a sport.
Girls get pregnant young.
They do care about body image.
And no class.
They are rude.
Example1:
Redneck- hey you want to go hunting for dinner?
Person- I have school so no!
Redneck- will I guess your missing out on something funner then school.
Example2:
Girl- "daddy"
Daddy- "what"
Girl- I'm pregnant and where's the beer?
Daddy- shit! No way in hell are you leaving in this house pregnant you redneck.
Redneck- hey you want to go hunting for dinner?
Person- I have school so no!
Redneck- will I guess your missing out on something funner then school.
Example2:
Girl- "daddy"
Daddy- "what"
Girl- I'm pregnant and where's the beer?
Daddy- shit! No way in hell are you leaving in this house pregnant you redneck.
by MrsPAYNE21 November 10, 2015
Get the Redneckmug. When anyone has disrespected you in ANY kind of way, whether you caught your girlfriend cheating or some random chick has made a rude comment to you in a bar full of people. It usually with something getting broken and someone, besides the "crazy" person, bleeding from the ass whippin' they got.
An alternate meaning would be when a wild redneck gets drunk and attempts to do something outrageously stupid(because we have better sense when we're sober) that hardly ever ends well and is usually right after the person says "Hold my beer and watch this!"
An alternate meaning would be when a wild redneck gets drunk and attempts to do something outrageously stupid(because we have better sense when we're sober) that hardly ever ends well and is usually right after the person says "Hold my beer and watch this!"
Stacey got redneck crazy on that girl that came in here trying to act stupid! I bet she'll know next time!
Hank had to go to the hospital last night because he got redneck crazy and tried to use the power line as a zip line.
Hank had to go to the hospital last night because he got redneck crazy and tried to use the power line as a zip line.
by IM28up4U! December 9, 2024
Get the Redneck Crazymug. A fat country folk that likely has a beard and sunburn. Probably believes strongly in the second amendment and dips. Very comfortable in humid Temperatures, but definitely sweats a lot. SEC football fan.
by Bro9988877666 September 23, 2022
Get the husky redneckmug. by Expletiveperson101 November 29, 2012
Get the Ex-redneckmug.