front puff

A front puff is when your mates wife who may go by the name Jess lets off a dirty queef right in front of you

Jess did you just front puff in my face you dirty booze hag

by Mc12234 March 05, 2017

colliflower puff

When a man probably named Zack T. Goes To a busy public change room facility and scopes out potential victims, that have enlarged throbbing hemroids. And once they bend over he pounces and latches on with his weak ass brittle teeth and starts to death roll till he bites it off amd kills it. Sometime he eats it but most time his does this just for sport.

He also does this to contract pink eye witch he seldomly never has.

Omg this fukn guy with a name tag zack T came into the changeroom at the reception centre an bit off some old guys hemroids
After he ripped it off he said he loves colliflower puffs

by The start March 24, 2024

Puff-fishing

Blowing into a women's vagina

Johnny was puff-fishing Sally at the whore house

by Mfpapi April 21, 2021

Tug n puff

When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.

My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.

by Drwineknow May 05, 2019

Nard Puff

A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.

Just a little nard Puff, my bad.

by Nard puff June 20, 2022

Puff dog

Origin: Trader Joe's
Definition: The coward's sausage roll.

Just tried this new 'puff dog' thing... tasted horrible

by StringedGuitar17 April 16, 2023

Puff's on trays

Snowboarders. Those annoying people who scream down pistes at about 100MPH out of control and not caring who they cut up and crash into.

Mike: Yo, did you see that puff on a tray scream past us and crash into that woman?
Dave: Yeah, what an idiot! I hate Puff's on trays.

by Joker990 September 09, 2011