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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 1, 2024
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Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm

That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.
“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”

“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”

AW HELL NAW

What’s wrong with that?”

“Who are you and what planet are you from”
by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023
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Fat farm

A place to go, where you lose all you're fat, and regain you're physical and mental health.
Drew's returned from the fat farm. He's a new man.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019
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Crowsmoor Farm

A rather handsome 5 bedroomed house 2 miles outside the gloryhole of craven arms which is a fucking shit hole full of chavs, in south shropshire. It is roughly 500 years old, and is overlooked by Crowsmoor Hill (funnily enough). The people who live here are posh, rich, snobbish twats.
Barry: I drove past Crowsmoor Farm earlier.

Dave: I hate those pricks.
by doltyruss May 16, 2011
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Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.
James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...
by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021
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cottage farm

the place where black people work at (joke)
"Go back to my cottage farm you black ni-!"
by King Emperor Spamton I December 11, 2023
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farming hours

to run more then one video game at once on steam to get more hours
guy 1: why do you have 1,000 hours in past two week there is only 336 hours in 2 weeks
guy 2: farming hours
by Diecaok May 6, 2024
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