Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.

Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)

by Cocksucker96 February 01, 2023

Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.

Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.

by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 18, 2023

your dad

the person who left you for the milk

your dad left you kid

by meme boi 2947 June 09, 2022

your dad

GONE

your dad left to get the milk

by qwertyuiop[;l,kmjnhgfdsaZxcvbn February 08, 2022

my dad

my dad is a unexciting character in my life and un existing

hey my dad is unexciting

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

My Dad

non-existant

you my virginity is like my dad

by Jewstain Karna November 11, 2018

MY Dad

gone

My dad went to get milk

by a poor alford child February 12, 2021