Dutch oven

When you are in bed with another person, you fart and both of you go under the sheets.

I'm going to dutch oven my wife tonight.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

von dutch

A line of clothing that goes back to a very racist man who was openly racist.

How can Usher hold his head up high when his Von Dutch tee be from a racist guy?

by LLM October 24, 2005

dutch uppercut

This any suckerpunch or eyepoke someone does to someone after rubbing their fingers on their own bare sweaty asscrack.

Jeff saw that guy his girlfriend cheated on him with so he gave him the ol' dutch uppercut.

by Spraya November 2, 2007

Dutch circus

a daisy chain of furries

Dude, if you thought furries were gay, wait until you see a Dutch circus.

by Überschwanz June 9, 2005

dutch monkey

To fart in bed while an unsuspecting pet is sleeping underneath the covers.

Hey honey! Little Johnny just gave the puppy a dutch monkey!

by DarkLush February 17, 2009

Dutch Surprise

Leaving a poop in someone's bead, with them still in it, before they wake up.

I left her a Dutch Surprise. No number, just poop.

by paul-e-dangerously August 3, 2007

dutch charlie

A dutch charlie occurs between two people. One person lines their sphincter with maple syrup, then procedes to sit on their partner's mouth. As they sit, they pass gass, causing the syrup to heat and drip down the back of their partner's throat.

My, that last dutch charlie was a sugary one!

by Lilliana April 24, 2006