Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023

female vrchat player

Emo, Usually a furry, says uwu too much.

Yo did you see the female vrchat player last night? she looked like a cutting board

by suisu April 2, 2023

Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is well known for his immense accuracy and strength while playing the game of ‘baseball’. He is known worldwide as the Baseball Champion and uses fear to stun his opponents during games with the mention of his doings in ‘99

Person One: Worlds Best Baseball Player is here tonight!
Person Two: Omg I met Jschlatt a while ago

by pxxceful July 22, 2023

Average For Honor Player

someone who says they are good at the game but then once an other character uses some form of attack they immediately say "GOOD JOB GOOD JOB GOOD JOB" in the quick voice chat then cry on the forums the little bitch they are. they have an incredible hatred for Black Prior and Orochi or any samurai character at all really, if you say the latin word for incredible at any time around them they will grovel at your feet and worship you as a god.
they also most likely use Reddit.

hey how was your first time playing for honor?

well i was called a racial slur by the Average For Honor Player after using a bash as Black Prior

by Dom fuckin dies January 16, 2021

Best PPT2 Player

A title held by someone who is the absolute best Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 Player.

Person 1: I'm really good at Puyo Puyo Tetris 2!
Person 2: Yeah, but are you Zane420v Best PPT2 Player good?

by Ruhrame February 19, 2022

Great basketball player

Straight baller (str8 balla)
Playa

Yo, I was guarding some dude who was a great basketball player and he dropped 42 on me! That playa’s name was Kenny “the Jet” Smith.

by TheCaz September 11, 2021

Crying baseball player

A baseball/softball player that was given ecstasy before a game will be a bit more emotional than the Japanese team.

The crying baseball player felt as out of place as the smiling runner.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021