Multi-teching

the act of using many electronic items at once.

She was multi-teching, playing on her computer, texting nd watching TV at the same time

by pistachio53 March 6, 2011

Tech Tramp

Someone who fishes something back out the Recycle Bin.

Me: Whatcha doin', man?
Friend: Just getting this file I accidentally deleted from the Recycle Bin.
Me: LOL, you tech tramp.

by Vixter Frerard January 30, 2014

Tech Savile

One who is highly advanced at cyber grooming

"Uncle claims to know nothing about computers, but his criminal record suggests he's Tech Savile"

by Smart grubby November 9, 2022

Tech Park

Place where you go to see regular ass traffic. Normally utilized daily between the hours of 6 am to 5:59 am.

Yo are you going to the Tech Park at 6 am on a Monday?

by Grippy Boi January 6, 2023

Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!

What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.

by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020

Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021

Tech Tuesday

the last Tuesday of every month where you where a Nike tech all day.

wow the boys in the blue and red Nike techs look so good this tech Tuesday.

by kha billzz January 25, 2022