by mobfiji February 10, 2021
Get the Vert tech mug.Short for consensus-enforcing information technology. Con-tech are companies providing products or services such as websites and social media platforms, where opinions of liberal, leftist or woke character, claimed to be the mainstream consensus, are allowed while harmless divergent opinions are suppressed by use of moderation, banning and so-called shadow banning. Con-tech has a low tolerance of perceived political incorrectness and considers such content and users to be impurities.
- You shouldn't use this and that, they're alt-tech!
- Well, I'd love to use con-tech, it's just that I'm not woke enough.
- Well, I'd love to use con-tech, it's just that I'm not woke enough.
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Get the Tech Guy mug.(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."
Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.
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Get the chad tech mug.When a smash bros player presses the shield button right as they hit a surface; if they successfully do this offstage, they can do another recovery.
Bob: Bro, that Ness player is dead. He can’t recover.
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.
-he didn’t tech lmao-
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.
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