Taxes

If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.

(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!

by :((((( February 18, 2022

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Piciu Tax

Piciu Tax
(pronunciation: /ˈpi tʃju tæks/)

Definition: A term describing the cognitive toll experienced when individuals engage with a person known as Piciu. The phenomenon involves a temporary decrease in sanity and IQ levels, indicating the deterioration of cognitive abilities during interaction with Piciu. The concept of "Piciu Tax" embodies the notion of a psychological levy imposed on individuals due to their association with Piciu, representing the perceived intellectual cost of such encounters.

Use Case: Roby experienced a noticeable decline in his ability to focus and solve problems after spending an afternoon with his friend Piciu. "Sorry I can't help you with that right now, I had to pay the Piciu Tax so I am lucky I can still read warning labels."

by Epidm February 18, 2024

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Immigrant tax

When someone moves to a different country and, as an immigrant, their previous work experience is not recognised and they earn less.

I moved here 2 years ago and I’m still paying immigrant tax. I should be done in a couple years

by G-ness March 1, 2025

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fanum tax

The member AMP house called fanum takes food from his friends. He win either do it in certain portions or all of it. he is also usually described as being fat. That's why he take their food. the members he usually take from is Kai Cenat, Agent, Duke Dennis,ETC

"Fanum Barges into the room"

Kai Cenat: YOOO! what are you doing?

Fanum: it's time for the fanum tax

"fanum take's kai's food"

"Kai starts crying"

"fanum leaves fatter than he arrived as"

The end

by 2DMath February 9, 2025

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