Doing or saying something so perfectly retarded that it is a dead on representation of retardedness. Often more retarded than an actual retard could be.
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Get the smurrt-tard mug.1. Noun; A person who teaches special education on a school campus
2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.
3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.
2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.
3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.
1. Look, there’s the new tard guard and her gaggle of door stops.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.
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Get the smack tard mug.A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.
A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.
A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.
Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham.
It was on this day Jim became a tea tard.
It was on this day Jim became a tea tard.
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Get the tea tard mug.Fucking Vietnamese piece of mfucking shit, who steals money from the bread shop, and uses to get a high at Cabramatta. Often hates communists if resides in a country outside Viet-Dump.
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