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Tard Guard

1. Noun; A person who teaches special education on a school campus

2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.

3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.
1. Look, there’s the new tard guard and her gaggle of door stops.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.
by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019
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He-tard

A cross between he-man and a retard. something retarded on epic proportions
(wilst driving) that moron just cut me up and then crashed. what a he-tard...
by blackproton November 15, 2009
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full-on tard

Doing or saying something so perfectly retarded that it is a dead on representation of retardedness. Often more retarded than an actual retard could be.
Wow, he is full-on tard by saying that.
by Tom Buckley January 10, 2008
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smurrt-tard

Someone too smart for his/her own safetly
That damn smurrt-tard always correct my slangs...
by Erty April 18, 2008
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smack tard

A Person who is such a retard they need to be smacked.
by Brian E January 20, 2004
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tea tard

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.
Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham.

It was on this day Jim became a tea tard.
by Kirks Monkey February 22, 2010
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e-tarded

A computer user who is completely e-mail illiterate!
I told him to forward the email to me, but he was completely e-tarded!
by Joel S. February 7, 2006
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