1. Noun; A person who teaches special education on a school campus
2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.
3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.
2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.
3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.
1. Look, there’s the new tard guard and her gaggle of door stops.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.
by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019
Get the Tard Guardmug. by blackproton November 15, 2009
Get the He-tardmug. Doing or saying something so perfectly retarded that it is a dead on representation of retardedness. Often more retarded than an actual retard could be.
by Tom Buckley January 10, 2008
Get the full-on tardmug. by Erty April 18, 2008
Get the smurrt-tardmug. by Brian E January 20, 2004
Get the smack tardmug. A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.
A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.
A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.
Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham.
It was on this day Jim became a tea tard.
It was on this day Jim became a tea tard.
by Kirks Monkey February 22, 2010
Get the tea tardmug. by Joel S. February 7, 2006
Get the e-tardedmug.