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Taint-liquor

Don't get your taint-liquor on me it stinks.
And
Your taint-liqour don't taint great.
by Azreal08 November 14, 2025
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M De-leanardo Taint Tickler

When you're talking a shit in a New York city dive bar and get your balls/taint bit or tikled by a giant NYC RAT.
I was taking a shit and got "M De-leanardo taint tickler" while taking a dump.
by RoyalGun November 22, 2025
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Taint Pillow

Biker shorts with extra padding, spanning the fleashy fun bridge and preventing friction and gluteal fatigue.
Taint Pillows are essentially kneepads for your Gooch.
by WeirdnotQuirky December 19, 2025
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taint clippings

The byproduct of clipping your taint with toenail clippers.
Friend 1: Do you store your taint clippings for the winter in a jar or a bag?

Friend 2: No, the government buys them off me for the use of top-secret jet fuel. They also only buy them if they're my uncle's or my dad's taint clippings.
by Hella Cool Guy April 24, 2025
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Tainted Art

When normal SFW internet art shows similarities that come from artists who mainly do porn or otherwise NSFW art. Via the: art style, presentation, platform/website it was posted on, or the character’s proportions and facial expressions.

The word “Tainted” figuratively means *”Something that has been damaged or spoiled by its reputation, morality, or integrity”*, which in this case refers to the normal art having very subtle signs that stem from the artist’s works on NSFW art.
Person 1: “Bro, something about this drawing feels… off to me, but I don’t know why.”

Person 2: “Yeah me neither, this is definitely some sort of tainted art though, check his account.”
by Teamorson May 4, 2025
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Tainted Jugs

A woman with not-so-pleasurable jugs.

Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).

It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.
She has some tainted jugs.

or

Tainted jugs
Now I know I've got to run away
I've got to get away
by TaintedJugs April 5, 2024
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tainted tato

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.
Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.
by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024
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