ass table

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

by Edward July 9, 2004

fujitsu tablet

the fujitsu tablet is the worst piece of computer ever created. the pen or "stylist" if you will never works and the touch screen technology is archaic. genuinely the worst and most un user friendly laptop ever.

hows your laptop?

awful, its a fujitsu tablet

true bro

by mcbiddy14 October 13, 2011

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I am the table is the best Metallica meme, and also James Hetfield is the best table.

by NepgearAfficionado May 5, 2022

table face

Racial slur describing an asian with a particularly flat face.

Oh man, check out that FOB, she's a major tableface!

by Ryan Thavi March 9, 2005

Tabbitha

Tabbitha is the most wonderful thing that has happened to me. She is most unique and strongest person i have ever come across in life and she is most positive person. She is quite tough but yet highly addictive. The more i know about her, the more i fall for her - It feels magical and angelic. The feelings i have for her are growing very strong and it is very scary if it would hurt me bad. Everytime, i look her picture, my heart skips a beat and every thought of her brings butterflies in my stomach. She is the most beautiful girl in the world and i would do anything to win her heart and want it for rest of my life with this same special feelings.

God, Cant stop thinking about Tabbitha, she is more addictive than a drug.

by Senthil November 11, 2012

Tabata

A high-intensity interval training method developed to show 20 seconds is much much longer than 10 seconds.

Man, that tabata is tiring me out!!

by chhamte May 6, 2013

Tabitha

Tabitha is a blonde hair blue eyed girl if your friends with her she will fight for you but she can come across as a bitch she has anger issues occasionally but is overall a great person

Friend: Tabitha is such a bitch
Me: but Tabitha makes one hell of a freind

by Bitchoftheuniverse November 15, 2016